The Polar Express

All aboard! ...Wait, no, sorry. All are bored by Robert Zemeckis' completely CGI Christmas movie about a magic train that can chug along on rails like a non-magic train, as well as no other things. None of the characters have names and all of them are Tom Hanks and if you want it to make sense, so did we.  

Luke's long digression - or at least one of them - is about this movie: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_of_the_North_Pole 

Head to Bea's Instagram if you want to see a side by side comparison of Conductor Tom Hanks & murderer Dr. Crippen...

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