The Arts Hole

The Phantom Menace

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... people thought this film would actually be good.It wasn't! George Lucas returned to the beloved science fiction saga that made his name and fortune for a prequel that has since become a byword for awful. We slogged through this absolute chore of a space opera, even though we hated it. And if hate leads to the Dark Side, sign us up, because it HAS to be more fun than this.
 
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SHOW NOTES: 
Day of the Dolphin
That infamous Folger's coffee ad
Why we were shouting "Pork Markets!"
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American Pie

The kids are alright! As is this movie. Which is about all that can be said for it, if we're honest. Having developed a reputation at the time for scandalous sexuality, this teen coming-of-age movie is actually pretty banal by almost any metric. Although someone does fuck a pie. So... There's that...?
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The Matrix

The internet's boyfriend Keanu Reeves plays a very confused man hurtled through dimensions sometimes covered in goo - but sadly this isn't 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure' it's 1999's iconic 'The Matrix' Ahhh, the goo, explains why they're all wearing wipe clean fabrics.
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Fight Club

Breaking (we think) four of the eight rules of Fight Club here as we discuss David Fincher's much-talked-about precursor to everything that's wrong with the modern manosphere. We're not sure what Fincher shot this movie on, but if we had to guess, we'd say incel-luloid.  
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American Beauty

 The first of our new 1999 series, in which we examine movies from what turned out to be a weirdly pivotal year. In this case, Oscar-bait Boomer whinge "American Beauty," starring relatable, normal, everyman actor Kevin Spacey...
 
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Showgirls

We got over-stimulated, mistakes were made, and we ended up watching Showgirls. Is Paul Verhoeven's critically mauled stripper movie really as bad as its reputation suggests? Does a bear shit in the woods? And how do you like having nice tits, anyway? At least one of these questions will be answered.
 
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Oppenheimer

 Ban the bum! ...numbing... length... of films like this.
 Christopher Nolan's Oscar-winning film tells the story of Robert Downey Jr.'s Lewis Strauss and his campaign to become Secretary of Commerce. Also there's some stuff about the potential annihilation of all life on earth thanks to the invention of the atom bomb, but they honestly don't go into it, much.
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Barbie

Come on Arts Hole let's go part...s...hole. Hard as it is to believe, we stared at Margot Robbie for two hours and still have complaints. With awards season fast approaching, we finally weigh in on the big movie of 2023.
SHOW NOTES: 
Barbie proportions vs. human woman
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Jack Frost

A year after the horror movie "Jack Frost" came this unintentionally horrific family movie of the same name, in which Michael Keaton plays a man who is brought back as what can only be described as a Snow Wight*. It's a bad idea, but it's also handled ineptly. Merry Christmas!
*If you, like Bea, did not get this joke apparently it's a very highbrow Luke pun about ghosts. 
Bruce Willis singing...
Arts Hole Christmas Movie Bingo our little present to you x
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