The Arts Hole

A long stare into the pop culture abyss as one award winning script writer and one unemployed drunk try to take films, TV shows and books apart and work out what‘s gone wrong.

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Sunday Apr 03, 2022

We're bringing you multiple Arts Holes this week! First we do a quick follow up on Bea's 2022 pick and Oscar winner 'The Eyes of Tammy Faye' And in a rare restrained move from us, there isn't a spoiler in sight - Praise The Lord! 
Then we dive into a bigger Arts Hole with new BBC sitcom 'The Witchfinder' It's a juicy setting with a great comedy cast but for some reason it just didn't set us on fire....
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Armageddon

Sunday Mar 27, 2022

Sunday Mar 27, 2022

In an "I have never seen..." episode, Bea is exposed to the late nineties joys of "Armageddon," a film in which Michael Bay - the director who skipped every class in film school except "jump cuts" and "explosions" - tackles the subject of a dangerous asteroid by sending Bruce Willis to fuck it to death with a big drill. 
 It's actually not as awful as its reputation suggests, but that's far from calling it "good." Join us for a trip down memory lane to a simpler, dumber time in an episode best described as Nostalgiupidity. 
 
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Romcom Season: Marry Me

Sunday Mar 20, 2022

Sunday Mar 20, 2022

Owen Wilson stars with up-and-coming young musical talent Jennifer Lopez [cough] in this aimless and irrelevant romantic... film... of some kind. There aren't any jokes, we can't describe it as a comedy without someone taking legal action. 
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House of Gucci

Sunday Mar 13, 2022

Sunday Mar 13, 2022

After all our house woes we were looking forward to spending some time in the House of Gucci. After watching the movie we think we may have to order a hit on this hit and miss biopic starring Lady Gaga, Adam Driver and Jared Leto's prosthetics. 
 
SHOW NOTES: 
The Coen Brothers' Art of the Minor Character  - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfJx5k278V4 
 
David Edgar's ideas about how stories revolve around a central polarity can be found in his playwriting manual 'How Plays Work'
 
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Mini Arts Hole Update

Sunday Feb 27, 2022

Sunday Feb 27, 2022

A quick hello and goodbye - for now. As we are temporarily of no fixed abode, the podcast has had to take a brief back seat whilst we pack up our house and move. Normal service resuming asap and, in the meantime, you can get message us with your episode requests, comments and general hellos @artsholepod on Twitter, artsholepodcast@gmail.com or over on Patreon.com/theartshole 
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Sunday Feb 20, 2022

In this Romcom Season edition of Masters & Disasters we're talking literal and figurative shitshows as we unpick what went wrong with 2018's gender-swapped 'Overboard' whilst dealing with a real life plumbing emergency! 
We're diving into two screwball romcoms built on a dodgy gaslighting premise - 1987's 'Overboard' starring Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell and 2018's bilingual, interracial, gender swapped remake starring Eugenio Derbez and Anna Faris. We find one of them surprisingly ship-shape whilst the other needs to be jettisoned...
In this lightly scatty episode an excited Disco interrupts Luke, Dyno-Rod interrupts the podcast and Luke constantly interrupts Bea because he forgot to take his ADHD medication. 
 
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Sunday Feb 13, 2022

In a change to the romcom schedule we're releasing this bonus Patreon episode where, well, there's no easy way to say this - we've fallen headfirst into Dean Cain's Arts Hole and it isn't pretty.
If you're a child of the 90s you may be thinking what has this beloved superhero actor been up to since 'Lois & Clark: New Adventures of Superman'? The answer involves talking animals, upsetting political views and chastising people for not finding Bigfoot...yes we may have been drinking in this early episode-lette from 2020 but we blame Dean Cain! 
 
SHOW NOTES: 
 
10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty - strong recommend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JhDEks8H_U 
 
The Three Dogateers - less strong recommend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jESbfyDJoiA 
 
Beverly Hills Christmas - do we really need to say?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUWg7kRl5EU  
 
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Sunday Feb 06, 2022

 With Valentine's Day fast approaching, we start looking at romantic movies with "I Give It A Year," an ambitious but unsuccessful British anti-romcom.
 
 SHOW NOTES:
Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) laments his broken marriage in "The Naked Gun" : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5OQMoSCrqw 
 
Once again for newbies, an explanation of the Bechdel Test: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bechdel_test 
 
Archer's mad scientist, Dr. Krieger, showing how to stack gags, explain character and make a callback all in one scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VZLXTQmnG 
 
The trailer for upcoming car crash/dumpster fire "Marry Me," which we will absolutely be covering: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebv9_rNb5Ig 
 
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And Just Like That

Sunday Jan 30, 2022

Sunday Jan 30, 2022

 Luke loses his Sex and the City virginity as we take a look at SATC TV reboot 'And Just Like That...' It's been ten years since Carrie last chugged a Cosmo on our screens and now she's back, from outerspace, she just walked in to find us here with a... confused look on our faces... What have the gang been up to? Is there still sex in that city and where, oh where, is Samantha? 
 
SHOW NOTES: 
The Aristocrats joke explained:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats 
 
Mark Kermode's iconic review of Sex and the City 2: https://youtu.be/uHeQeHstrsc 
 
Just watch Girls5Eva instead: https://youtu.be/WlUYv_EtEAg 
The Bruce Willis cover from a record that a fan sent us out of spite:https://www.heyuguys.com/great-crossovers-stars/ 
 
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Last Night in Soho

Sunday Jan 23, 2022

Sunday Jan 23, 2022

 Thomasin McKenzie plays Anya Taylor-Joy in the sixties, except she doesn't because it's now, except when it isn't, and there are ghosts, but not really. Which might explain why at least one of the characters is played by Dr. Who. 
 Confused? Screenwriters Edgar Wright and Krysty Wilson-Cairns seem like they were. We do our best to unpick the aesthetically beautiful and creatively hollow 'Last Night In Soho' - with reference to 'Huxley Pig' and 'Goodnight Sweetheart' because we're nothing if not cutting edge round here.
 
SHOW NOTES:
Huxley Pig, the children's show about an anthropomorphic pig and his pet seagull, which shares some plot mechanics with Last Night In Soho but ultimately makes a lot more sense:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBmssqb0NFA 
 
Goodnight Sweetheart, a BBC sitcom with a similar premise, in which Nicholas Lyndhurst found a portal to the 1940s and used it to cheat on his wife:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodnight_Sweetheart_(TV_series) 
 
Trailer for "The Limey", a 1999 neo-noir with some related themes. It's far more meditative than the trailer implies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h_iD1us304 
 
"Tiptoes," a jaw-dropping fan request that we've elected not to cover because it's already such a punching bag, is dissected pretty well over on Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BHE1kmoeAc 
 
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